Funny Holi SMS and Jokes

Funny Holi SMS JokesHere is a collection of some original funny Holi SMS messages. Send them to your friends on holi day and make them laugh. There are some Holi jokes too that you can use as SMS greetings wishes!

 

Rang barsaane kaa agar irada ho aapka,
Itna yaad rakhna huzoor.
Mere ghar ka kharab hai nalka,
Paani ka bhi prabandh rakhna zaroor.

 

Khaa ke gujhiya, pee ke bhang,
Itne mast ho gaye hum.
Saali samajh kar biwi ko lagaya rang,
Agle din toota belan, humein naa pehchaan sake tum.
Warning: Holi par biwi ko biwi samajh kar hi rang laggayein!
Apni holi ko Happy Holi banaayein!!

 

Tel lagaa ke tan par aur scarf baandh ke sar par
Holi khelene janaab aise aaye
Jaise yuddh pe nikle ho kafan baandh ke sar par
Hum bhi toh kam nahi hai bhai
Kheencha scarf, ranga sar, aur utha ke janab ko
Daal diya saabun bhare rangeen paane ke tab par
Issliye hoshiyaar naa bano zyada holi par
Yaad rakho sawa ser aata hi hai ser par!

 

Rang lagaane aayee masto ki toli hai!
Bura na maano holi hai!!
Vaise agar aap bura maan bhi gaye!
Kya farak padta hai, Holi toh phir bhi holi hai!!

 

Holi Jokes for SMS Wishes

Santa: how do you save water in holi?
Banta: Simple! Avoid holi colors.
Santa: How?
Banta: Stop bathing before a month.
Santa: How will that help?
Banta: You will save one months water and no one will come near you to throw color as you will stink a lot!
Holi ke din Paani bachaane ki koshish na karein, Hum naak pe kapda baandh ke bhi aap ko rang lagaane aayenge!

 

Lady to guest on Holi- have gujhiya
Guest- no, I am diabetic
Lady- have namkeen
Guest- no, I have high blood pressure
Lady- then have thandai
Guest- no, I have sore throat
Lady- have bhaang
Guest- no, I dont take alcoholic drinks
Lady- ok, then lets play with colors
Guest- no, I am allergic to colors
Lady- So, why did you come on Holi?
Guest- My wife asked me what neighbors are making on holi!
HAPPY HOLI!!

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